He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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