Your tits are I can't wait for
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
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He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
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ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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