You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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