the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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