im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
Randomize
