Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
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no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
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I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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