We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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