I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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