I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
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Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
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Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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