he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
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Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
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Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
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