so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
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It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
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There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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