omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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