I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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