just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
theres a dog humping me and im not going to stop it... i really need to get laid.
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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