Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I currently don't understand fingers.
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