she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
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I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
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I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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