Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
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he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
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Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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