After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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