Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
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I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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