I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I look better un-naked...
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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