if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
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Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
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They have beer where we have blood.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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