is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
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remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
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On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
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