Say something about gay babies.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
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about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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