I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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