yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
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i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
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Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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