Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
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Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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