And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
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You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
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I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
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