this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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