My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
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I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
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someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
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