i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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