Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
She just used a chaser for red wine.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
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How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
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At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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