So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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