I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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