no, he came in my armpit
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
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I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
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