I don't think brook has ever known best
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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