yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
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I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
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We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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