my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
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