I think I died a long time ago.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
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i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
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Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
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