No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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