Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
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God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
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This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
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