You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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