dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
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