i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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