I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
I'm drive I can fine osifer
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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