i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
I have demons in me.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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