i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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