Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
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She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
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I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
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Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
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