O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
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