Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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