We should be called the Road Head Warriors
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
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