Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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